Funny Things We Did

Last Thursday, I spent my stayback time with Azlan Nuraqmal and Abdul Jabbar. And so, we did so much funny things.

Scene I
Lukhman, Azlan and Jabbar were on they way to Wisma Hopoh to buy wafer.

LUKHMAN: (teasing JABBAR) Bababababa...
JABBAR: (looking at LUKHMAN) Kau molah gik cam ya, aku sepak kau...
AZLAN: Nya nang benar-benar sepak.
LUKHMAN: Jabbar tok, mun nya manas, nya bukak baju, nya mandi...

Scene 2
Lukhman, Azlan and Jabbar were talking in the surau.

AZLAN: Ada kah senyuman menggoda?
LUKHMAN: Ada.. mun ditambah dengan wajah yang cantik, memang menggoda... macam Cikgu ******... ditambah gik dengan kata-kata...
LUKHMAN: (acting like a woman) Hai bang...
AZLAN, LUKHMAN and JABBAR: (laugh)
JABBAR: (acting like a woman with his hand - or to be correct, like a pondan) Hai bang...
LUKHMAN, AZLAN and JABBAR: (laughing more)

Scene 3
Lukhman, Azlan and Jabbar were going to perform solat Asar, with Lukhman as the imam.

LUKHMAN: (looking to the back) Luruskan saf, rapatkan saf, matikan handphone jika ada atau silentkannya.
JABBAR: (berloyar buruk) Oh, 'mati'kan handphone...
AZLAN and LUKHMAN: (laugh)